He keeps my booze inside his dome.
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An Open Letter to the WorldDear World,Help me,For I am a prisonerTrapped in the cellThat is myself.I want to escapeThis life and leave it allBehind me forever.Sometimes, I get depressed.Other times, I get suicidal.So I cut myself.I never bleed, but I break the skin.And it's enough to make me cry.The anti-depressants aren't working,Or the pills for my mood.The Melatonin tablets keep me upWhen I should be sleeping, safe and sound.I sit up and think at night.I prefer it to the day;I wish I could be how I used to,So cheerful and gay.I used to bring sunshineBut all I ever do now isBring rain and clouds and thunder.I feel so sad,So upset,So depressed,So blue.Summer is only a month away,But to me, it's always winter.Believe me, it's true.I wish I could get awayFrom my pain and suffering,And live in a place wherePeople accept you for who you are,And there's no depression at all.The happiest place.Far, farFrom where I amRight now.Love,Your Friend in Need,Nell
The Rick Moranis PoemAn Ode to Rick Moranis, My Favorite ActorA (Bad) Poem by NellMy heart belongs to DaddyWell, some, but not all;The rest belongs to an actorWho's not very tall.He has curly brown hair,Pretty blue eyes,But he's kind of geeky.He's my type of guy!His name is RickAnd I'm jealous thatI'll never get to beHis little chick.But that's okay!I'll find him somehow,And follow him, I persist!I never will quit'Til he's aware I exist.I'm not a stalker,Though I've been inspired by Glenn Close.My attraction's not fatal,Unless he says "Adios!"I know he's not deadAlthough some might believe it.He's simply retired!Drop the subject.Can't you just leave it?He has glassesAnd a rather full face.He was once a young man,But that's now not the case.He grew older, as people do,But I still have aCrush on him...it's true!He sang a rapHe shrunk his kidsHe even gave Ellen GreeneOne hell of a kiss!He was possessed by Gozer,And even though he's nerdy,I would never say he's a