Father or Furter? Chapter 1Father or Furter?A Story of Decisions and Dilemmasby NellChapter 1: Meet Rambie"I remember doing the Time Warp! Drinking, those moments when
" A teenage girl sang to herself as she teased her blonde hair into what was a ponytail-turned poof. "
the blackness would hit me," she continued as she applied her makeup.Her name was Rambia Cosmoalthough most just called her Rambieand she was the daughter of Riff Raff, a renowned general in the Transylvanian militia. Together, they lived in a relatively small house on the planet of Transsexual, in the galaxy of Transylvania. Rambie peered out the one window in her room, which was where she spent most of her time. Her window gave her a perfect view of the castle, where the Old Queen and the rest of the Furter family lived. The castle was right along the shore, and every so often, a wave would hit it, but just a slight tap. Rambie figured that even the ocean had to pay its respects to Her Majesty, the Q
A Rich HusbandPeople have always said,"Don't be mean to the nerds;You'll end up working for them someday."But in my case, the saying goes,"Don't be mean to the nerdy guys;You'll be married to one of them someday."It's true.I want a rich husband!I've watched How to Marry a MillionaireAnd taken plenty of notes.I know I'll marry a rich man,And we'll have several housesAll over the globe, with fancy carsAnd several private boats.I'll be dressed all in pinkCovered in diamonds all the time,Under a jacket of faux-mink.I'm always looking for new placesTo visit, and looking for thrift stores,To buy strange, but elegant and interesting,New fashions.He comes home from work,And as we share our martinis,He tells me about his day.Then we'll relax in our hot tub,So I can wear a neon bikini.As Cyndi Lauper once said,"Money changes everything."So I'll take you if you've got the cash,Just as long as you're not dead!